dont u hate it when its nine in the afternoon but ur eyes are just normal sized
I’ve seen this post three times on my dash and i still cant fucking figure out what it means is it like some secret code. are 22,000+ of you in a secret society????? what the fuck is going on?????
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this post just gets better and better
(Source: stumpxvx, via smashes-le-keyboard-repeatedly)
what even is the 50 shades movie gonna be just like a theatre full of 40 yr old women eating popcorn and gasping and clutching their chests throughout 2 hours of softcore porn???????? please no
Fuck yeah to the kids who feel like they’re dying inside but still gather up the strength to roll out of bed, get dressed, and leave the house. You are strong and beautiful and worth so much more than you know.
Nothing will ruin your 20’s more than thinking you should have your life together already. — I need to write this on every wall of my room. (via buenas-ondas)
(Source: cokeinaglassbottle, via lonestarstateofmind775)
waking up everyday seems a little excessive
Cards Against Humanity.
I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.
It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.
If you have it, open your box.
You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?
Do it carefully.
There’s something in there. What could that be?
There’s a card.
There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.
But what card?
I fucking love these people.
i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around
(Source: moseby, via lfinel)
ONE TWEET. THIS FIT IN ONE TWEET. IF YOU FUCK IT UP YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE.
So much of this.
An apology is NOT “I’m sorry BUT here’s why I’m totally in the right and think I did nothing wrong.”
And definitely not “I’m sorry YOU FELT LIKE I did something wrong” this pisses me off so fucking much like no you were rude and I was offended. My being offended is NOT the fucking problem here.
(Source: ethiopienne, via lfinel)