Like how far does your head need to be up your own ass to think that you can say that someone else’s sexuality isn’t real
(Source: imreallycoolandfriendly, via she-wants-to-be-everything)
OKAY SERIOUSLY ONCE I FORCED MY BOYS TO GO TO FOREVER 21 WITH ME AND THE TALLEST IS 6’2” ON A GOOD DAY AND I HELD ONE OF THESE UP TO HIM AND IT STILL TOUCHED THE GODDAMN GROUND THEYRE DESIGNING MAXI DRESSES FOR FUCKING HIGH ELVES
THEYRE DESIGNING MAXI DRESSES FOR FUCKING HIGH ELVES
Finally Maedhros can go out in public in a nice dress and not show off his ankles like some Taniquetil Tart
Fëanorian Summer Chic
#i am so sorry fandom#i am so very sorry
CAIT WHY ARE YOU SORRY.
I nearly spit my vegetable wrap on my computer.
NEVER BE SORRY THIS IS FANTASTIC AND HILARIOUS.
Fingon, on the other hand:
Everyone reblog this can’t this is perfect
Out of these 454k notes how many of them waited for the number to reach to zero?
you know how scared i was when it was almost zero
wait for zero
I got fucking scared and held my breath when it hit zero then i read it and was like “IM DROPPING EVERYTHING AND REBLOGGING”
knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie
That was deeper.
common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty
(Source: whattt-fucking-ever, via lonestarstateofmind775)
It’s all a matter of perspective