ERMAHGERD LERZEEZ BLERG

Apr 22

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“Sometimes I think I have felt everything I’m ever gonna feel. And from here on out, I’m not gonna feel anything new. Just lesser versions of what I’ve already felt.” — Her (2013)

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“Note to self: “I love you” does not mean “I won’t ever leave you.” — Note 1. (via fragmentallygirl)

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lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful

lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful

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"I don’t have a problem with gay people I just don’t want them throwing it in my face"

ezekielofgod:

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Uh…… you mean like this?

wow. let it be known that tumblr legitimately changed my opinion on something today.

I’m sorry but is there an advert about toilet paper in there. They are legitimately trying to sex up toilet paper.

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basketc8se:

tbh a lot of jokes on tumblr that start out funny get rly annoying after a while but none pizza with left beef hasn’t gotten any less funny in like two years and I’m not sure why

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kushandwizdom:

Good Vibes HERE

kushandwizdom:

Good Vibes HERE

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